Despite feral raccoon woman Stelle's quirks, she takes fighting very seriously

Sheev's Plan:

• get elected to senate for naboo
• start new sith order
• work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

• get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
• PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
• make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

• Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

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finally caught up on drawtectives and . heres derclan fanart. teehee

it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

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This is how it went, right?

I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

Fullmetal Alchemist?

stand_down.mp4

PHRASE ADDED!

• this entire post video

COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!

@solitarysketcher this is my favorite fucking video of all time I’m so glad it made its way on tumblr

smh last year I spent my birthday up in the moors with a friend and slithering into wet bushy slits [GEOLOGICAL STONE FEATURES] and this year I'm gonna spend it possibly vaguely sick and having to go through the longest day of classes of my entire week 😑😑😑 I should have the right to ditch tomorrow man I'll be the birthday guy...

I NEED YOUUUUU FUCKKKK 💔💔💔💔💔💔

as soon as Maomao is down dude is gonna go full Gomez Addams stg

Like this? Consider commissioning me! DMs open

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mycology, man...

I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.

"I fucked your mom" - weak, meaningless

"I made the match 3 app that turned your mom into an ipad baby" - brutal, devastating